And by that I mean I REALLY DISLIKE BOYSCOUTS. #yesiamawarethismakesnosense #dealwithit - Matty Malaprop

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My title makes about as much sense as this comic. And that's okay, if you ask me! - Matty Malaprop

And he ran, he ran so far away... from Sarah Marshall, but it didn't work since she was staying at the exact location he fled to, and then [trails off into overly long description of the movie's plot]... - Matty Malaprop

That kind of behavior indicates to me that this particular fungus was raised with a very poor set of morels. - Matty Malaprop

Anyone know who created this? Let me know in the comments!

Sure, these are pretty clever, but they'll do you a fat latke of good when a bread-enthusiast turned door-to-door missionary comes knockin'. - Matty Malaprop

Social media at its best and worst on Failbook!

Punmaster JayGeeKermit says: "If it was ice[d] coffee inside..."

See that terrible pun in the title? That's me dyslexically butchering the chinchilla's family name for fun and what might inevitably amount to the exact opposite of profit. WAMP. - Matty Malaprop

Music that lacks bomb guitar solos is most assuredly illogical. - Matty Malaprop