For what it's worth, I've heard Glass Onions do wonders for first and second-degree burns. - Matty Malaprop

Here's hoping your Skrillex-themed Valentine will be enough to let you Bangarang that special someone in your life... because I wouldn't be caught Deadmau5 dating the kind of person who gives out Skrillex Valentines. - Matty Malaprop

Please to be our Valentine?

Let's just hope this coal-driven romantic doesn't end up being a Train in Vain today. - Matty Malaprop

It's Valentine's Day, and Cheezburger has a very special present for you!

Last year we had sad, tasteless tweens whining about "Arcade Fires," and this year we have people confused about Bonnie Bears. Stay free, Grammys. - Matty Malaprop

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That is one creepy lookin' chimera you've got there, sir. - Matty Malaprop

I mean, do you have any idea how much it costs to order a custom herring-sized spiked collar!? - Matty Malaprop

You're free to think about it I guess, but my inkling is that the whole experience would turn out to be rather Sarlacc-ing. - Matty Malaprop