That top hat really just screams deku-l, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

Get over here and play a video game!

Have you herd Ludacow's latest single? It's totally bovine! - Matty Malaprop

Failbook? More like WINbook, amirite?

Trufax: Cuidado is one of the dozen spanish words I know. Thanks, freshly-mopped floor warning signs, for making my bilingualism official! - Matty Malaprop

Nothing really matters / anyone can see/ nothing really matters... to Annabel Lee. - Matty Malaprop

And not a one of them complained that day about not having anything to bone. - Matty Malaprop

Thank you, trashy tabloid, for giving me my favorite headline of the year. - Matty Malaprop

Bob Dolan did u jst sing ARF. - Maty Malprp Pls