Oooh, is This the 2013 Model!?

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Oooh, is This the 2013 Model!?
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From zero to subzero in six seconds. - Matty Malaprop

No, Seriously, the Ground IS Lava!

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No, Seriously, the Ground IS Lava!
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Hot Scotch, on the other hand, could be a very delightful drink when served in the right social context, I think. - Matty Malaprop

He's Cleaning in the Dark. Or Something.

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He's Cleaning in the Dark. Or Something.
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Baby he was born to swiffer... ??? - Matty Malaprop

Anyone know who created this? Let me know in the comments!

It's Obviously Bigger on the Inside

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It's Obviously Bigger on the Inside
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But I'm going to NOPE all the way to the bank if you tell me this great beast has two hearts. - Matty Malaprop

Whatever You Do, Don't Ask About His 'Bending'

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Whatever You Do, Don't Ask About His 'Bending'
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And make sure you don't act weird around him when he's dressed like that; you'll only enkorrage his erratic behavior. - Matty Malaprop

But How Fast Can He Make the Kessel Run?

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But How Fast Can He Make the Kessel Run?
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Before you even ask; yes, he high-fived first. - Matty Malaprop

What's with Owl the Fuss?

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What's with Owl the Fuss?
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Punmaster YJCH0I says: "Horatio Caine weighs in on an avian predicament."

Well owl be damned, a somewhat funny CSI: Miami pun! - Matty Malaprop