From zero to subzero in six seconds. - Matty Malaprop

Hot Scotch, on the other hand, could be a very delightful drink when served in the right social context, I think. - Matty Malaprop

Baby he was born to swiffer... ??? - Matty Malaprop

Anyone know who created this? Let me know in the comments!

But I'm going to NOPE all the way to the bank if you tell me this great beast has two hearts. - Matty Malaprop

And make sure you don't act weird around him when he's dressed like that; you'll only enkorrage his erratic behavior. - Matty Malaprop

Before you even ask; yes, he high-fived first. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster YJCH0I says: "Horatio Caine weighs in on an avian predicament."

Well owl be damned, a somewhat funny CSI: Miami pun! - Matty Malaprop