He really needs to be nerfed, if you ask me. Only a total ass would want to play him in his current OP form. - Matty Malaprop

What feels around comes around, or something like that. - Matty Malaprop

Perhaps he lives outside of Baltimore, making it Marilyn Manson's Maryland Mansion? - Matty Malaprop

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He's only gonna warn you once before he teaches you a lesson you'll never froget. - Matty Malaprop

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Punmaster spoffle says: "Throw an egg joke in there and you've got a balanced meal!"

Even without the egg, you still have a total dreamboat meal. ~swoon~ - Matty Malaprop

Oh come on, don't go and start pouting about it. That's just SUCH a cheesy reaction to this situation. - Matty Malaprop

The detail on the shield is a nice touch, not gonna lie. - Matty Malaprop