Ever since he made that last Rambo movie, his friend and relationship prospects have all become a little Rocky. - Matty Malaprop

No, seriously, I dare you to find a more clever suggestion box today! - Matty Malaprop

Or maybe it was a very awkward and slow accident? The world may never know. Still photos do not convey the full story here! - Matty Malaprop

In terms of clever promotions, I'm certain this one's going to become an instant classic. - Matty Malaprop

This just goes to show you; there truly is no rhyme or reason to pirate (c)law. - Matty Malaprop

I can has MOAR funny LOLcats?

BEST. TEACHER. EVER.

Guess it explains all the robotic punk rock drumming that band pumped out during their career, eh? - Matty Malaprop