Punmaster Anonymous says: "Found this on a E-Learning course at my job."

Yo, Anonymous, I get that you dig the whole being secretive thing, but if you'll let me know who you are I'll gladly credit you on this post! - Matty Malaprop

You're not my real dad, construction crew that put up this sign! - Matty Malaprop

And this after all his talk of always being a head of the crowd when it comes to being on time. So disappointing! - Matty Malaprop

Problematically, my father spent 18 years as a Shoulder in the U.S. Skeleton Corps, so my military allegiances haves always been a bit schizophrenic. - Matty Malaprop