Puns... Puns Everywhere.

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Puns... Puns Everywhere.
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Punmaster Anonymous says: "Found this on a E-Learning course at my job."

Yo, Anonymous, I get that you dig the whole being secretive thing, but if you'll let me know who you are I'll gladly credit you on this post! - Matty Malaprop

I've Always Preferred Elbowies, But Maybe That's Just Me

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I've Always Preferred Elbowies, But Maybe That's Just Me
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Problematically, my father spent 18 years as a Shoulder in the U.S. Skeleton Corps, so my military allegiances haves always been a bit schizophrenic. - Matty Malaprop

That's What You Get When You're Stuck At the End of the Loin

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That's What You Get When You're Stuck At the End of the Loin
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And this after all his talk of always being a head of the crowd when it comes to being on time. So disappointing! - Matty Malaprop

DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

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DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
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You're not my real dad, construction crew that put up this sign! - Matty Malaprop