Just Installed Two 12-Inch Subs in My Car

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What, you were expecting a photo of a sick sound system? I ain't got that kind of money! - Matty Malaprop

Better Than Bad Marimbas, Amirite?

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bad,double meaning,literalism,shorthand,slang,vibes,vibraphone
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Or even bad glockenspiels, for that matter. So much shrill plinking... - Matty Malaprop

I'm Butter, Too

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It's a pretty sweet mattress, to be sure, but the way it crunches whenever a cinnaman is over is a little awkward... - Matty Malaprop

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