I Love the Smell of Gingerbread in the Morning

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Fast as he could was apparently not fast enough to keep the shrapnel from catching this gingerbread man... - Matty Malaprop

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Strange though, I always thought photographs were merely recapitulations of what was once live... - Matty Malaprop

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