Because Depth Perception Has Never Been My Forté

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So what falls in the realm of "medium-length bread" then? A nice focaccia? - Matty Malaprop

Nice Legs, Neville!

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Maybe his love of vegetables is a contributing factor to his svelte physique? - Matty Malaprop