Skymall: Where novel meets novelty! - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster mario_lattimore says: "The crime fighter who goes great with toast."

His signature move is the hazelnut spread 'em. - Matty Malaprop

Sounds to me like OP might have a tendency to flounder a bit when s/he's under the influence... - Matty Malaprop

If the newt urinates on his head, does that mean he's excreting a Newt-on-ian fluid? - Matty Malaprop

It may look tasty now, but I assure you it carps just like all the rest of us. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster Travis says: "Hard to trust him with the bass... he can't seem to grip it too well."

I'm not much of a dubstep fan, but I do WUB me a nice home-cooked meal! - Matty Malaprop

His propaganda truly mutated the way his admirers thought... - Matty Malaprop