Just Look at Those Presidential Pumps!

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And as your resident male punmaster, I hereby absolve myself from knowing what pumps actually look like, so my above title maintains both its integrity and its alliteration. - Matty Malaprop

Well At Least Someone Got Something

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LOAFERS

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Soul Brother

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These Are Even Better Than Air Jordans!

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Nice Shoes!

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Available for a limited time only: Soccer Mom Slip Ons! - Matty Malaprop

And Yet You Often Find Them on the Floor...

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