These Are Even Better Than Air Jordans!

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These Are Even Better Than Air Jordans!
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This would be the one and only way to get me to care about the NBA. What are you waiting for, ESPN?????? - Matty Malaprop

Just Look at Those Presidential Pumps!

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Just Look at Those Presidential Pumps!
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And as your resident male punmaster, I hereby absolve myself from knowing what pumps actually look like, so my above title maintains both its integrity and its alliteration. - Matty Malaprop