Because clearly the highest quality paper in the world has a grain that points Heavenward at all times. - Matty Malaprop
One time in French class in high school, a peer of mine told the class she almost shat herself the last time she got scared by a movie. Our teacher was shocked to hear one of her pupil's swearing, until said classmate convinced her that she had meant to say "chat" (French for cat) instead.
This story has very little to do with this video. But I decided to tell it anyway, so you're welcome! - Matty Malaprop