If you keep working toward your goals, I'm sure everything wool turn out just fine! - Matty Malaprop
Apologies for what must logically follow... #Obligatory - Matty Malaprop
It's fuel-efficient, fast and sexy as all hell. The only drawback: Burning wool smells a whole lot worse than burning rubber. - Matty Malaprop
That's the most compelling part about Walter White, if you ask me: He's both the lion AND the lamb. - Matty Malaprop
Maybe I would have kept at the whole "math" thing if my instructions for equations were this punny! - Matty Malaprop
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