Stop Being Sheepish And Have Some Confidence in Yourself!

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Stop Being Sheepish And Have Some Confidence in Yourself!
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If you keep working toward your goals, I'm sure everything wool turn out just fine! - Matty Malaprop

Baaaaaaaahddaway

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Baaaaaaaahddaway
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Apologies for what must logically follow... #Obligatory - Matty Malaprop

She Can Cruise at Around One-Hundred and Tewe!

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She Can Cruise at Around One-Hundred and Tewe!
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It's fuel-efficient, fast and sexy as all hell. The only drawback: Burning wool smells a whole lot worse than burning rubber. - Matty Malaprop

Heisenberg is a Shear Genius

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Heisenberg is a Shear Genius
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That's the most compelling part about Walter White, if you ask me: He's both the lion AND the lamb. - Matty Malaprop

ICWUDT, Math Textbook

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ICWUDT, Math Textbook
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Maybe I would have kept at the whole "math" thing if my instructions for equations were this punny! - Matty Malaprop