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Via: Old Blue Eyes
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... because, you know, he lives underwater and stuff. Um. Yeah. #WHATISJOKESIDON'TEVEN - Matty Malaprop

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Most sharks aren't particularly picky about what they eat, but sometimes their limits are rather finite. - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Berkley Illustrations
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To be fair, it's roughly a million times better than serving a tyrannical cuttlefish. - Matty Malaprop

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