SMP CLASSIC: Confused Shark is Confused

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Most sharks aren't particularly picky about what they eat, but sometimes their limits are rather finite. - Matty Malaprop

Finally, We've Learned How to Prevent Shark Attacks!

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Next time you start bleeding while surfing, all you'll need to make it back to shore alive is a full-body seal costume and a simple splint. #THEMOREYOUKNOW #RAINBOW - Matty Malaprop

His is a Very Wet Wit

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... because, you know, he lives underwater and stuff. Um. Yeah. #WHATISJOKESIDON'TEVEN - Matty Malaprop

Everyone Serves a Porpoise

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To be fair, it's roughly a million times better than serving a tyrannical cuttlefish. - Matty Malaprop

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