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By Unknown
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Most sharks aren't particularly picky about what they eat, but sometimes their limits are rather finite. - Matty Malaprop

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I'm not trying to hurt your feelings, but you might also wanna get that overbite checked out while you're at it. - Matty Malaprop

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By Snake73 ( Via: Phil Watson)
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Next time you start bleeding while surfing, all you'll need to make it back to shore alive is a full-body seal costume and a simple splint. #THEMOREYOUKNOW #RAINBOW - Matty Malaprop

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