A Bob Marley impersonator with good taste in typeface will probably appreciate this pun. Now all I need to do is find myself a Bob Marley impersonator with good taste in typeface... - Matty Malaprop

A courier will be with you soon to escort you the helvetica outta here. - Matty Malaprop

Hey, hey, put down your guns! I'm just the courier of the Times News here!