You're Gonna Get Wingdinged for That Offense

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You're Gonna Get Wingdinged for That Offense
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A courier will be with you soon to escort you the helvetica outta here. - Matty Malaprop

It Might Be Important Someday!

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It Might Be Important Someday!
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A Bob Marley impersonator with good taste in typeface will probably appreciate this pun. Now all I need to do is find myself a Bob Marley impersonator with good taste in typeface... - Matty Malaprop

But I Didn't Shoot the Wingding

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But I Didn't Shoot the Wingding
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Hey, hey, put down your guns! I'm just the courier of the Times News here!