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The Doctor's Tool of Choice

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By paint27
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Makes sense. Every night I've spent screwing around with this tool has left me Absolutly confused the next morning and wondering Who the hell that person next to me is. - Matty Malaprop

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He Drives Like He's Playing Twisted Metal

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By netsnets (Via: Happy Smart Book)
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Let's just say he was always a source of friction in his driver's ed program. - Matty Malaprop

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Sounds Like He's Going on a Bender...

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IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HIS NAME IS BENDER SEE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL #KillMeNowPlease - Matty Malaprop

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