You Could Ding a Bat With This!

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I hate when people submit quality puns like this; it really steels my thunder! - Matty Malaprop

He Drives Like He's Playing Twisted Metal

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Let's just say he was always a source of friction in his driver's ed program. - Matty Malaprop

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