He spent a good decade working in the banking industry, but a motion within his company to start charging farmers fees for their annual harvests was the last straw.
Seriously, that book is sooooo sad. Tin Man and Scarecrow find organ donors, but The Cowardly Lion finds himself completely shafted by the bad veterinary technology in Oz. DE-PRESS-ING. - Matty Malaprop
Oh man, is this a b-side from Basement Jaxx's Rooty? That's going real deep, man! - Matty Malaprop
Because what good would a down-laying scarecrow even be, amirite? - Matty Malaprop
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