I Could Have Written a Concise, Punny Post Title Here, But Then That Would Contradict the Tidbit I Shared With You Two Hours Ago So That's Simply Out of the Question

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I Could Have Written a Concise, Punny Post Title Here, But Then That Would Contradict the Tidbit I Shared With You Two Hours Ago So That's Simply Out of the Question
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And in truth, I probably could not have written a concise, punny post title for this particular image, so I'm still a liar even in my attempt to act truthfully. Well shoot. - Matty Malaprop

Or a Hit Pop Single, Really

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Or a Hit Pop Single, Really
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I mean, sure, it's cute, but clearly this would have worked better if it referenced by boyfriend, Justin Timberlake. And his package within a package, of course. - Matty Malaprop

You're Also Mispronouncing That Name TERRIBLY

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You're Also Mispronouncing That Name TERRIBLY
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If you're going to pun homophonically, then for the love of god you could at least use actual homophones! - Matty Malaprop