No, seriously. I'm an oracular spectacular unto myself. - Matty Malaprop
If you're going to pun homophonically, then for the love of god you could at least use actual homophones! - Matty Malaprop
Meanwhile, residents in nearby Heck are enjoying comfortable temperatures in the mid-60s. - Matty Malaprop
Seriously dude, if you can just let go of your popsicle angst, then I'm pretty sure your hostile exterior will simply melt away. - Matty Malaprop
Well then... screw you, tiny, child-sized bladder! No longer shall I answer to your whiny protestations! - Matty Malaprop
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