I'm All Ears!

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No, seriously. I'm an oracular spectacular unto myself. - Matty Malaprop

You're Also Mispronouncing That Name TERRIBLY

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but not really,carl sagan,FAIL,Hall of Fame,homophones,sagan,saying,similar sounding
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If you're going to pun homophonically, then for the love of god you could at least use actual homophones! - Matty Malaprop

Hell Has Frozen Over

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Meanwhile, residents in nearby Heck are enjoying comfortable temperatures in the mid-60s. - Matty Malaprop

Just a Suggestion...

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butt,Hall of Fame,ice cream,ice cream cone,literalism,popsicle,saying,stick,stick up your butt,suggestion
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Seriously dude, if you can just let go of your popsicle angst, then I'm pretty sure your hostile exterior will simply melt away. - Matty Malaprop

Wait, Decline's an Option?

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answer,decline,double meaning,iphone,literalism,options,saying,when nature calls
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Well then... screw you, tiny, child-sized bladder! No longer shall I answer to your whiny protestations! - Matty Malaprop

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