Close Enough.

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Ides of March. Eyes of Marge. Potato toaster strudel. - Matty Malaprop

Wait, Decline's an Option?

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Well then... screw you, tiny, child-sized bladder! No longer shall I answer to your whiny protestations! - Matty Malaprop

Hell Has Frozen Over

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Meanwhile, residents in nearby Heck are enjoying comfortable temperatures in the mid-60s. - Matty Malaprop