Even if you get left in the lurch, at least you've kept doing right by the rules of proper pun-making. - Matty Malaprop
Source: Cyanide & Happiness
Some kittehs just have the crappiest of luck. - Matty Malaprop
Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!
Something to see here, folks. But move along anyway, please. - Matty Malaprop
My sixth sense is presently indicating that I should run the hell away from you... - Matty Malaprop