That's Totally Not Creepy at All!

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That's Totally Not Creepy at All!
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My sixth sense is presently indicating that I should run the hell away from you... - Matty Malaprop

Execution is Everything

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Execution is Everything
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Even if you get left in the lurch, at least you've kept doing right by the rules of proper pun-making. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Cyanide & Happiness

See-Saw

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See-Saw
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Something to see here, folks. But move along anyway, please. - Matty Malaprop