See-Saw

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double meaning,literalism,saw,see,seeing,seesaw
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Something to see here, folks. But move along anyway, please. - Matty Malaprop

That's Totally Not Creepy at All!

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coroner,double meaning,I see dead people,literalism,mortician,past tense,quote,saw,see,tense,the sixth sense
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My sixth sense is presently indicating that I should run the hell away from you... - Matty Malaprop

Execution is Everything

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all right,alright,cyanide and happiness,double meaning,Hall of Fame,literalism,lolwut,right,saw
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Even if you get left in the lurch, at least you've kept doing right by the rules of proper pun-making. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Cyanide & Happiness

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