You're Gonna Get Wingdinged for That Offense

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You're Gonna Get Wingdinged for That Offense
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A courier will be with you soon to escort you the helvetica outta here. - Matty Malaprop

His Only Crime Was Overused Typography

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His Only Crime Was Overused Typography
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Or maybe it was abuse of power. I'm not really sure. The police report was not terribly clear. - Matty Malaprop