I meant to pack one for lunch this morning, but I didn't have any broom left in my lunchbox! - Matty Malaprop
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You know, if it is just a speech impediment, he can always Iago to therapy for that sort of thing, so success all around! - Matty Malaprop
It's a with sandwiched in a sandwich made of sand... SANDWICHCEPTION. - Matty Malaprop
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