Matryoshka'mon you guys! Have a little humility! - Matty Malaprop

Quite conveniently, you can find them at nearly every grocery store in their adorable and easy-to-spot Raspu-tin. - Matty Malaprop

And my parents always told me living on a diet of nothing but Pad See Ew was going to make me a fat loser... looks to me like they just got served! - Matty Malaprop

You know what isn't funny like this pun? Siberian prison camps. - Matty Malaprop

A pun of epic proportions...