That's Why I Bought the Special Edition iPhone Kenyan!

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Try the veal, etc. - Matty Malaprop

Next Time, Stick to the Ellipticals

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I'm not sure what that would give you, but I imagine it would hurt your gluteus to the maximus. - Matty Malaprop

Moar Facebook foibles over here!

He's Way Into O- Reinforcement

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Gives You a Reason to Race to the Bathroom

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