Maybe He Can Sharpen Up and Try Again Next Year

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Maybe He Can Sharpen Up and Try Again Next Year
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It really is a pretty tragic story. Even his campaign manager resigned after he determined that Scissors was a danger to himself and others. - Matty Malaprop

Breakbeat

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Breakbeat
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You don't even want to know what the Boards of Canada trailblazer looks like... - Matty Malaprop

She Can Cruise at Around One-Hundred and Tewe!

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She Can Cruise at Around One-Hundred and Tewe!
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It's fuel-efficient, fast and sexy as all hell. The only drawback: Burning wool smells a whole lot worse than burning rubber. - Matty Malaprop