She Can Cruise at Around One-Hundred and Tewe!

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Hall of Fame,highway,homophone,lamb,lamborghini,literalism,prefix,running,sheep
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It's fuel-efficient, fast and sexy as all hell. The only drawback: Burning wool smells a whole lot worse than burning rubber. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe He Can Sharpen Up and Try Again Next Year

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literalism,running,scissors,running with scissors,double meaning,politics
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It really is a pretty tragic story. Even his campaign manager resigned after he determined that Scissors was a danger to himself and others. - Matty Malaprop

Breakbeat

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Hiking,Music,runners,dubstep,running,drum and bass,electronica,legs
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You don't even want to know what the Boards of Canada trailblazer looks like... - Matty Malaprop