I've never really understood forks in the road... maybe it's just me, but I've always thought they more closely resembled dowsing rods? But then I suppose dowsing rod in the road doesn't precisely roll off the tongue... - Matty Malaprop
... and here we have further proof that so much of modern music is quite simply formulaic. - Matty Malaprop
F* you, road! That'll teach you to make my car break down three times in one week! - Matty Malaprop
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