The Greatest is the Nile, DUH!

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The Greatest is the Nile, DUH!
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I Missouri the days when the truly astonishing things in life were real, and not just hinted at in streams and runoffs. - Matty Malaprop

He's Gonna Buck That Body of Water Up!

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He's Gonna Buck That Body of Water Up!
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... with his buckteeth, I mean. HAHAHAHAHAHA AREN'T I JUST SO PUNNY (hint: I'm really not.)? - Matty Malaprop