I imagine this particular artist did not score very high trademarks in his circle-drawing seminar... - Matty Malaprop
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"Oh! I saw Celes the other day! She really is a cute girl!" - Matty Malaprop
Poorly drawn bear arms are bear arms all the same! No bear-taxation without equal bear-representation! Etc.! - Matty Malaprop
The tumbler, on the other hand, would have no problems keeping the present you contained. - Matty Malaprop
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