Impossibru!

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I don't even know what to say about this, punmasters. I don't even. - Matty Malaprop

Second Amendment FTW

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right,arms,bear,literalism,second amendment,exercising,double meaning
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Poorly drawn bear arms are bear arms all the same! No bear-taxation without equal bear-representation! Etc.! - Matty Malaprop

You Make My Disk the Opposite of Floppy

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binary,computer,loving,nerdy,phrase,read,read only memory,right,rom,similar sounding,write,wrong
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One More Wrathful Comment From the Peanut Gallery

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double meaning,elephant,elephant in the room,eyebrows,idiom,left,literalism,opinion,right,room
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Execution is Everything

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all right,alright,cyanide and happiness,double meaning,Hall of Fame,literalism,lolwut,right,saw
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Even if you get left in the lurch, at least you've kept doing right by the rules of proper pun-making. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Cyanide & Happiness