Execution is Everything

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Execution is Everything
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Even if you get left in the lurch, at least you've kept doing right by the rules of proper pun-making. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Cyanide & Happiness

Does That Also Give You the Right to Free Touch-Ups?

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Does That Also Give You the Right to Free Touch-Ups?
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Fitting that one should tattoo that constitutional right on one's guns, eh? - Matty Malaprop

Who you callin' ugly?

Equilaterlolz

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Equilaterlolz
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"What was her name?" "Celes." "Oh! I saw Celes the other day! She really is a cute girl!" - Matty Malaprop

The Reverse Doesn't Work Either

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The Reverse Doesn't Work Either
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Not even a crafty shoop could convincingly merge Wongs into Wrights, I don't think. - Matty Malaprop