Even if you get left in the lurch, at least you've kept doing right by the rules of proper pun-making. - Matty Malaprop
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Fitting that one should tattoo that constitutional right on one's guns, eh? - Matty Malaprop
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"Oh! I saw Celes the other day! She really is a cute girl!" - Matty Malaprop
Not even a crafty shoop could convincingly merge Wongs into Wrights, I don't think. - Matty Malaprop
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