They're Only Hatin' Because You're Kind of a Daffodilweed

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... or maybe they're just allergic to daisies. Either way. - Matty Malaprop

Karters Gonna Kart!

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Oh come on! Everyone know's Peach is a superior racer. And though it pains me to admit this, it's really an undeniable fact that one should never let a pun impede their ability to pummel the living sh*t out of all their friends at Mario Kart. - Matty Malaprop

They're Trying to Pin a Crime On You, I Suspect

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Or maybe you're just being paranoid because you're so baked right now. - Matty Malaprop

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