Here's the Story of a Lovely Soufflédy

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Here's the Story of a Lovely Soufflédy
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Judging from the nature of the show, I'd guess their usual brunches are extraordinarily hammy. - Matty Malaprop

... But What if It's Just a Piddle?

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... But What if It's Just a Piddle?
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If you're thinking canonically then you know that all matters of piddling are handled by Ackbar's second-in-command, Captain Rabkca. - Matty Malaprop

NO THIS IS NOT DOG.

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NO THIS IS NOT DOG.
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You really couldn't ask for a better receptionist though. He always talks in a way that brings Joseph Gordon-Levitty to everyone's day! - Matty Malaprop

When They Start to Lumber Toward You, RUN!

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When They Start to Lumber Toward You, RUN!
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Somnambulance has never seemed so serious. - Matty Malaprop

Paul's Boozetique

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Paul's Boozetique
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Do you think this magical drink was brewed up by a Hot Sauce Committee? - Matty Malaprop

Let's All Watch As the Pun Train Mulders

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Let's All Watch As the Pun Train Mulders
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After looking at this pun and spending half an hour trying to come up with some appropriate commentary, all I can bring myself to say is that the Tylenol in the image above seems awfully appealing right now... - Matty Malaprop