Maybe you'd have an easier time running from the cops if you weren't such a La-Z-Boy... - Matty Malaprop

What a fitting ohmage this is to the concept of oneness in the Zen tradition! - Matty Malaprop

Look on the bright side though; it's not like he did anything other than accelerate the inevitable! - Matty Malaprop

You have all these jouled dreams in your mind, but I think you are going to be shocked when you get torked over later in life. - Matty Malaprop