You're the only buoy I've ever loved. - Matty Malaprop
I know life feels so hard right now, but I promise it'll get better! You'll persevere and then everyone will know will be green with envy over your accomplishments! - Matty Malaprop
"And you know what's the worst part of it, Doc? The worst of it is I save that sniveling little brat every other day it seems, and I've yet to even see a single milkbone for my troubles!" - Matty Malaprop
Maybe he's just trying to pony up for his pa, but I really feel like this guy is becoming a foal-fledged nuisance. - Matty Malaprop
F*ing vowels, HOW DO THEY WORK? - Matty Malaprop
Even if the date doesn't go well, at least you're gonna get an awesome filet mignon out of the deal! - Matty Malaprop
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