What Happens When You Ask for One Ice Cube

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What Happens When You Ask for One Ice Cube
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To be fair, that's a very large ice cube, so at least you'll get some good mileage out of it! - Matty Malaprop

Someday You'll Find it, That Rainbow Connection

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Someday You'll Find it, That Rainbow Connection
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I know life feels so hard right now, but I promise it'll get better! You'll persevere and then everyone will know will be green with envy over your accomplishments! - Matty Malaprop

Surfing the Net

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Surfing the Net
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Please, someone, Rule 34 this. Don't post it on this site. Don't e-mail it to me. Just do it please, so that I'll know in the back of my mind that it's been done. - Matty Malaprop

Make ALL the Food Puns!

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Punmaster genieliz says: "This is our punny kitchen pitchen dating video to get the darling Hannah Hart to date our kiwi kitchen."

GVOY every time I attempt to cook something ever. - Matty Malaprop