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double meaning,literalism,misinterpretation,request,revenge,take him out
Via: Buttersafe
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Even if the date doesn't go well, at least you're gonna get an awesome filet mignon out of the deal! - Matty Malaprop

ice cube,request,literalism,one,shape
Via: ziplap
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To be fair, that's a very large ice cube, so at least you'll get some good mileage out of it! - Matty Malaprop

kermit,commit,request,T.Shirt,similar sounding,advice,dont
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I know life feels so hard right now, but I promise it'll get better! You'll persevere and then everyone will know will be green with envy over your accomplishments! - Matty Malaprop

dont,homophone,literalism,request,stair,stairs,stare,Staring
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I hate to break it to you, Mr. Doodle-Guy, but you probably brought those bedroom eyes upon yourself. There are steps you can take to prevent such things, you know... - Matty Malaprop

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