F*ing vowels, HOW DO THEY WORK? - Matty Malaprop
To be fair, that's a very large ice cube, so at least you'll get some good mileage out of it! - Matty Malaprop
I know life feels so hard right now, but I promise it'll get better! You'll persevere and then everyone will know will be green with envy over your accomplishments! - Matty Malaprop
Please, someone, Rule 34 this. Don't post it on this site. Don't e-mail it to me. Just do it please, so that I'll know in the back of my mind that it's been done. - Matty Malaprop
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GVOY every time I attempt to cook something ever. - Matty Malaprop
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