Being a Christian Didn't Hurt Your Case Either

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Just stay away from that lighting guy and I'm sure your probation will go swimmingly. - Matty Malaprop

Well, Earthquakes Can Happen Undersea...

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So let's all just start blaming Davy Jones for what happened in Japan and move on with our lives, shall we? - Matty Malaprop

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