Tip Your Waitress, Etc.

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Tip Your Waitress, Etc.
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He then proceeded to ask for some mixed nuts for his walk back to his apartment, but the bartender just shook his head. "Sorry sir, we can't do that either. They're on the house." - Matty Malaprop

He Doesn't Know Who You Are, But He Will Find You and He Will Love You

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He Doesn't Know Who You Are, But He Will Find You and He Will Love You
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Even if he was single, he'd probably be too busy punching wolves to celebrate Valentine's Day with you. You'd understand though, right? - Matty Malaprop

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