But Not Hard Cash, Since it Was Merely Refrigerated

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But Not Hard Cash, Since it Was Merely Refrigerated
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I mean, it makes sense to keep such a quantity of bills in the fridge though. After all, no one ever wants their assets to be frozen. - Matty Malaprop

All the Better to Display Your Child's C-Grade Paper With

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All the Better to Display Your Child's C-Grade Paper With
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Maybe I'm just a horrible person, but if I ever have kids, I may or may not threaten to pin them to the fridge if they ever bring home a C-graded paper... - Matty Malaprop

Non-Perishable Nirvaña

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Non-Perishable Nirvaña
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Apparently all that time the Buddhists spent focusing on cooking rice was time terribly wasted... - Matty Malaprop