The second he starts singing a sexy version of "Happy Birthday" in his native wizard-tongue, I swear to god I'm out. - Matty Malaprop
Because everyone knows that after saying the V-E-T word, the second most surefire way to get a cat to mysteriously vanish is to break out the brush. - Matty Malaprop
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I say that not pejoratively, but merely because Thai food is always my favorite thing ever forever. - Matty Malaprop
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