The second he starts singing a sexy version of "Happy Birthday" in his native wizard-tongue, I swear to god I'm out. - Matty Malaprop

Because everyone knows that after saying the V-E-T word, the second most surefire way to get a cat to mysteriously vanish is to break out the brush. - Matty Malaprop

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

I say that not pejoratively, but merely because Thai food is always my favorite thing ever forever. - Matty Malaprop