Me Q-sta. - Matty Malaprop
Though if you're sexually aroused by copious amounts of dust, there are probably other things you ought to be doing instead of brushing your shoulders off... like seeing a therapist, or checking yourself into an institution... - Matty Malaprop
So I can only assume Yao's dad is High Expectations Asian Dad? Everything is starting to make so much more sense now! - Matty Malaprop
Honestly, I've seen so many Rage Comics in my life at this point that I'm completely un-Fey-zed by this one. - Matty Malaprop
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