Preferably a puppy? Oh how I would just LOVE it if you had a puppy! - Matty Malaprop
I always had a preference for Zero, but my mother forbade me owning a sword... :( - Matty Malaprop
And believe me, sweetheart, if I knew your real name I'd be literally grilling you too for making such an idiotic comment. - Matty Malaprop
ME GUSTA RAGE COMICS.
Rage Comics dude, you just got totally Deen-ied! - Matty Malaprop
Me Q-sta. - Matty Malaprop
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