Sallie Mae is not your girlfriend, no matter how much you'd like to believe otherwise. - Matty Malaprop
Though if you're sexually aroused by copious amounts of dust, there are probably other things you ought to be doing instead of brushing your shoulders off... like seeing a therapist, or checking yourself into an institution... - Matty Malaprop
I mean, it ain't no Ice Climbers, but there's still some tough steez goin' down in that game! - Matty Malaprop
Apparently the Derp who made this rage comic didn't bother checking our archives... but I'm flattered he felt compelled to send it here first! - Matty Malaprop
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