Not even gonna lie, I spent roughly the latter 2/3 of the movie waiting for everyone to just UP AND DIE ALREADY. - Matty Malaprop

For the sake of our favorite detective duo, let's just hope the game isn't specifically for athletes... - Matty Malaprop

This quest to Mordor is going to be FAAAAAAAAAAABULOUS! - Matty Malaprop

Ides of March. Eyes of Marge. Potato toaster strudel. - Matty Malaprop

My sixth sense is presently indicating that I should run the hell away from you... - Matty Malaprop

I mean, that's what he's gonna do to you the second you give him an opportunity... - Matty Malaprop

Seriously, just don't. I can assure you that you definitely DO NOT want to double the Fines of Moria.