He puts the vice in Vice President. #IfYouKnowWhatIMean - Matty Malaprop

I was elected to lead, not to read!

ARE YOU HAPPY WILLIAM? RICHARD FROZE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR SO-CALLED "RED-TAG SPECIAL!!!!" - Matty Malaprop

And WHY is the rum gone? And for that matter, give me your keys, idiot. - Matty Malaprop

Join the dark side; we can offer you faces. - Matty Malaprop

You may think you're strong, Surge, but if I can get a good Pikachu, I'll have no trouble identifying your weaknesses and grounding you right out! - Matty Malaprop

Pokémemes — Gotta catch 'em LOL!

Peter Parker: part-time web slinger, full-time coffee slinger. - Matty Malaprop

Feel harder, damnit! That dog is all I have! - Matty Malaprop