First time he opens his mouth about a white whale, I'm jacking a lifeboat and rowing the hell out of here. - Matty Malaprop

Unsurprisingly, the student in question was denied permission to relieve herself. The correct response was "puis-je utiliser les toilettes?" - Matty Malaprop

I mean, I suppose you could always just try going to a bank, but that just seems so obvious... - Matty Malaprop

Old joke is old. But adorable gifs are adorable, so at least this submission has that going for it! - Matty Malaprop

Moar gifs over here!

My hat's off to you for this one, Trollbek. - Matty Malaprop

You be lookin' like a fool, wit yo' knickers on the ground. - Matty Malaprop

This isn't a breakup between the two of them so much as it's a very very heated divorce, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop