Love With a Porpoise

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literalism,love,porpoise,purpose,similar sounding
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It's the kind of love -- the real, full, mature kind of love -- no manateen can ever really understand. - Matty Malaprop

Loki's Burden

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burden,literalism,loki,marvel,porpoise,purpose,similar sounding,The Avengers
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Seems to me like Loki could really use a Hulk right now. - Matty Malaprop

Abacus That's What I Was Built to Do!

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abacus,can,count,counting frame,design,double meaning,Hall of Fame,purpose,use,you
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Perhaps We Should Tree Other People

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ä,adore,declaration,door,double meaning,homophone,literalism,purpose,similar sounding
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As my mother always told me: It's seldom inappropriate to chair the love you have for someone else. - Matty Malaprop

Oh Good! For a Minute I Thought You Were Being a Manatease!

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invite,Party,accident,porpoise,purpose,similar sounding
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Seriously though, if you tell me about a party that you're throwing, and then proceed to not invite me, I'll be tempted to say that our friendship is dolphinished. - Matty Malaprop

I'm Pretty Okay With This

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dolphin,fyi,Hall of Fame,literalism,porpoise,purpose,similar sounding,training,warning
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If I'm going to have to deal with a tapped phone line, I'm pretty a tapped phone line that helps create voice-activated porpoises is the best kind there is. - Matty Malaprop

Well, Are You?

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Hall of Fame,literalism,porpoise,purpose,question,similar sounding,wait-isnt-that-a-beluga-whale
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Ugh, you're always such a manatease. - Matty Malaprop