This Man Serves a Porpoise

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literalism,porpoise,purpose,serves,serving,similar sounding
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And by the looks of it, he's doing a great job and will be receiving a not-insignificant tip for his troubles! - Matty Malaprop

Love With a Porpoise

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literalism,love,porpoise,purpose,similar sounding
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It's the kind of love -- the real, full, mature kind of love -- no manateen can ever really understand. - Matty Malaprop

Everyone Serves a Porpoise

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double meaning,everyone,literalism,porpoise,purpose,serves,shark,similar sounding
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To be fair, it's roughly a million times better than serving a tyrannical cuttlefish. - Matty Malaprop

Oh Good! For a Minute I Thought You Were Being a Manatease!

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invite,Party,accident,porpoise,purpose,similar sounding
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Seriously though, if you tell me about a party that you're throwing, and then proceed to not invite me, I'll be tempted to say that our friendship is dolphinished. - Matty Malaprop

Perhaps We Should Tree Other People

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ä,adore,declaration,door,double meaning,homophone,literalism,purpose,similar sounding
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As my mother always told me: It's seldom inappropriate to chair the love you have for someone else. - Matty Malaprop

I'm Pretty Okay With This

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dolphin,fyi,Hall of Fame,literalism,porpoise,purpose,similar sounding,training,warning
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If I'm going to have to deal with a tapped phone line, I'm pretty a tapped phone line that helps create voice-activated porpoises is the best kind there is. - Matty Malaprop

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