Loki's Burden

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Loki's Burden
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Seems to me like Loki could really use a Hulk right now. - Matty Malaprop

I'm Pretty Okay With This

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I'm Pretty Okay With This
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If I'm going to have to deal with a tapped phone line, I'm pretty a tapped phone line that helps create voice-activated porpoises is the best kind there is. - Matty Malaprop

Everyone Serves a Porpoise

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Everyone Serves a Porpoise
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To be fair, it's roughly a million times better than serving a tyrannical cuttlefish. - Matty Malaprop

Perhaps We Should Tree Other People

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Perhaps We Should Tree Other People
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As my mother always told me: It's seldom inappropriate to chair the love you have for someone else. - Matty Malaprop

This Man Serves a Porpoise

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This Man Serves a Porpoise
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And by the looks of it, he's doing a great job and will be receiving a not-insignificant tip for his troubles! - Matty Malaprop