WORTH IT.

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build up,double meaning,literalism,mussolini,punchline,slogan,thyme,time,worth it
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That's pretty harsh, man. Maybe you should give him at least a little bit of Italyway before you go and unfriend him like that. - Matty Malaprop

Viruses Are a Big Deal, So...

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advice,click,dont,double meaning,Hall of Fame,lead up,link,links,literalism,punchline,suspicious,wind waker,zelda
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... but what about slightly skeptical ones? Are those okay to click? - Matty Malaprop

Sadly Their Humor is Spineless

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anthropomorphic,bone,bones,Hall of Fame,humerus,lolwut,punchline,shakespeare,similar sounding,talking,tibia,william shakespeare
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Pretty Ballsy Move, Bro

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balls,csi,cyanide and happiness,double meaning,meme,misinterpretation,punchline
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The Best Line

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double meaning,line,literalism,punch,punchline
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Me and my friends do this to my roommate everytime he starts humming Dashboard Confessional's "Screaming Infidelities." You'd think he'd have learned by now... - Matty Malaprop

BEST. PUNCHLINE. EVER.

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best ever,buildup,double meaning,idiom,literalism,long form,mark twain,nom de plume,punchline,samuel clemens,twain
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When I finished reading this pun, I audibly hyuck finned. - Matty Malaprop

I'd Like to Roll Some Stones at That Rat...

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double meaning,Hall of Fame,homophone,knead,lolwut,long,lyric,need,pearls before swine,punchline,terrible,the rolling stone,you-cant-always-get-what-you-want
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It's these kind of jokes that got the whole lot of "Pearls Before Swine" characters Exiled on Main Street to begin with. - Matty Malaprop