Seems Like a Fine Reason to Jump, If You Ask Me

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Death, or deathly punmanship. There's no winning when those are your options. - Matty Malaprop

How Flipperant of Them...

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I'm pretty sure these fishers will be singing a different tuna when their aquatic prey start coming after them armed with swordfish... - Matty Malaprop

Damn You, Troll Dad!

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Troll Dad would know. He's made a TON of Ens zyme in his life. - Matty Malaprop

Viruses Are a Big Deal, So...

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... but what about slightly skeptical ones? Are those okay to click? - Matty Malaprop

Courtship Circa 2012

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Please don't let this become a commonly used macro please don't let this become a commonly used macro please don't let this become a commonly used macro please don't let this become a commonly used macro please don't let this become a commonly used macro... - Matty Malaprop

BEST. PUNCHLINE. EVER.

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When I finished reading this pun, I audibly hyuck finned. - Matty Malaprop