Still better than a visit from Uncle Creepy, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

Me and my friends do this to my roommate everytime he starts humming Dashboard Confessional's "Screaming Infidelities." You'd think he'd have learned by now... - Matty Malaprop

It's these kind of jokes that got the whole lot of "Pearls Before Swine" characters Exiled on Main Street to begin with. - Matty Malaprop

... but what about slightly skeptical ones? Are those okay to click? - Matty Malaprop

I'm pretty sure these fishers will be singing a different tuna when their aquatic prey start coming after them armed with swordfish... - Matty Malaprop

Rage Comics dude, you just got totally Deen-ied! - Matty Malaprop