Troll Dad would know. He's made a TON of Ens zyme in his life. - Matty Malaprop
It's these kind of jokes that got the whole lot of "Pearls Before Swine" characters Exiled on Main Street to begin with. - Matty Malaprop
Me and my friends do this to my roommate everytime he starts humming Dashboard Confessional's "Screaming Infidelities." You'd think he'd have learned by now... - Matty Malaprop
I've always been quite partial to puns with this much linearity. - Matty Malaprop
... but what about slightly skeptical ones? Are those okay to click? - Matty Malaprop
That's pretty harsh, man. Maybe you should give him at least a little bit of Italyway before you go and unfriend him like that. - Matty Malaprop
When I finished reading this pun, I audibly hyuck finned. - Matty Malaprop
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