It may not help you get swole, but at least you'll be a lard-ass who is always wrinkle-free! - Matty Malaprop
Yeah, I totally own a copy of "Pump Up the Jam: The Album" on cassette. YOU JELLIEZ??? - Matty Malaprop
Technotronic: the latest and greatest edible spread by Smuckers! - Matty Malaprop
Editor's Note: Technotronic is not a real Smuckers product. Please don't sue me.
That's what happens when you pump too much money into the economy too quickly! - Matty Malaprop
Social media at its best and worst on Failbook!
Neville Longbottom Scandalizes J.K. Rowling With His Huge ...
The Avengers Gets Gender Swapped
Atheist Arya Doesn't Have Time for Your Religion
Someone Figured Out How Far Frodo and Sam Walked
Questions From 9th Graders That Will Make You Relive the ...
The Last Thing a Drunk Canadian in a Canoe Would Expect: ...
Wait for It: The Worst Response Time for a Bank Robbery
This Cat Isn't Impressed With Your Booty Dancing, and Neither ...
Coles Just Wants You to Blaze it Up. How Terrible...
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more