I'm sure that's not the sterling prognosis this patient wanted to hear... - Matty Malaprop
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To respond to hongalabongala's original write-up: yes, this has been posted before, but I'm posting it again because ASSHORSES ARE NEVER NOT FUNNY. - Matty Malaprop
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His prognoses were always spot on for his clients, though he never once thought that he too might be in danger. Grover's disease strikes suddenly. It's tragic. - Matty Malaprop
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If you don't get into treatment immediately, you might not make it more than seven. It's Cancer, I'm sorry. - Matty Malaprop
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Blue is the harbinger of intestinal apocalypse. Look upon his quaking bowels and tremble. - Matty Malaprop
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