To respond to hongalabongala's original write-up: yes, this has been posted before, but I'm posting it again because ASSHORSES ARE NEVER NOT FUNNY. - Matty Malaprop
If you don't get into treatment immediately, you might not make it more than seven. It's Cancer, I'm sorry. - Matty Malaprop
I'm sure that's not the sterling prognosis this patient wanted to hear... - Matty Malaprop
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