The only difference is that sweet chai is actually good, which is more than can be said of GnR... - Matty Malaprop

Sure, you're paying more than $2,000 for a burger. But have you ever eaten another burger in your life that allowed you to emulate the original Oregon Trail? I DIDN'T THINK SO! - Matty Malaprop

When you're balding, but you still wanna dress the part for that upcoming Rancid concert, you need MOGAINE (tm). - Matty Malaprop

As if the end of the roll wasn't already hard enough to find! - Matty Malaprop