OH COME ON you expect me to not find myself stuck on a name as old-school and uncommon as Elmer? - Matty Malaprop
On the plus side, their fees are variable>. - Matty Malaprop
... and just imagine how awful it must feel to get infected with a Trojan Horse IRL! - Matty Malaprop
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