Sure, the fuddy duddies who buy high-end tea are notorious for putting on airs, but at least now they can be lighter than them! - Matty Malaprop

I mean sure, at that point we'll be mixing measuring systems, but I really don't know what I'd do with a plank-ton, you know? - Matty Malaprop

Some people thought Paranormal Snacktivity was a truly terrifying film, but honestly I found it to be a bit cheesy. - Matty Malaprop

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Yes, pasta falsity has levels. DON'T QUESTION ME ON THIS ONE OKAY I'M ITALIAN I KNOW THESE THINGS. - Matty Malaprop

Ordering one of these for lunch is guaranteed to put you on the sunny side of the afternoon! - Matty Malaprop

It's an experiment about nothing! - Matty Malaprop

It just makes so much sense that the felion would be the one with a positive charge. - Matty Malaprop